FIRST JOURNAL IN AGES! And it's a Meme...all characters are from Faerie Games.


Choose 10 of your OCs (or other cool people.)

1.Melissa
2.Finn
3.Midir
4.David
5.Manannan
6.Etain
7.Maeve
8.Cindy
9.Finnbeara
10.Una

Four (David) invites Three (Midir) and Eight (Cindy) to dinner at their house.

David would invite Cindy to his house for dinner and somehow Midir would be her date. He'd probably go there to evesdrop on Melissa and her friends...somehow.

Nine (Finnbeara) tries to get Five (Mannanan) to a strip club.

Manannan doesn't get out much, so it makes sense his nephew Finnbeara would want to get him to go to a strip club. Considering Manannan is...himself, he'd probably go, wait til Finnbeara got all hypnotized by the stripping human women, then he'd want to steal one. Manannan would help Finnbeara kidnap one of the strippers then she'd be long gone by morning... Manannan would go to his buisness meeting the next day.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, One (Melissa) or Six (Etain)?

I would probably choose Melissa because Etain is married to Midir and Midir is a hardass and I'd have more fun with Melissa because she's human...Etain could come along though! We would have a girly sleepover while Finn and his dad spied on us to see what the heck we were talking about.

Two (Finn) and Seven (Maeve) are making out. Ten (Una) walks in.

Finn is making out with Maeve because she used her incesty glamour powers and Una would be all instantly jealous and then Finn would be snapped out of the trance! Then either Una would kidnap Finn and finish where Maeve left off or Maeve and Una would get into a bitch fight...faerie style...with fireballs.

Three (Midir) falls in love with Six (Etain). Eight (Cindy) is jealous.

Cindy loves eye candy in any form...Midir of course only has eyes for Etain. So Cindy would try splitting them up only to be grred at by Midir because she IS a human and he's a little bit racist like that...

Four (David) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Ten (Una), Two (Finn), or Seven (Maeve)?

Oh no! David has jumped me! Any of these people could rescue me...Una would probably watch kind of amused and split the popcorn with Maeve (who would help David before killing him and me...). The two above would be watching because Finn would do the rescuing and he would do it in a very dashing manner that would have David pummeled and me all swooning. And of course he would be shirtless...

One (Melissa) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later...:

Fifteen minutes later...: "And here's the proper way to make Ramen noodles! No, I do not know the secret recipe to the Shamrock's secret sauce, stop asking me questions about damn fast food! We rip off of McDonald's with Irish racial stereotyped themes!" *suddenly the TV goes blank as Melissa is being grred at by Manannan for toppling his company*

Three (Midir) has to marry either Eight (Cindy), Four (David) or Nine (Finnbeara).

Midir is a widower, and he wants more babies, so...will he choose his brother, a random human guy, or a fertile human teenager who will swoon over him? Methinks he's gonna pick Cindy and she's gonna be nonethewiser...

Seven (Maeve) kidnaps Two (Finn) and demands something from Five (Mannanan) for Two's (Finn's) release.

Manannan cleverly out tricks Maeve (he did train her) then he kills her for ever trying to go against him. And Finn...well he's rightfully screwed if he can't figure a way out of this.

Everyone gangs up on Three (Midir).

Everyone gangs up on Midir...So Midir kicks everyone's ass with his giant sword...and I mean everyone! Then Manannan comes in and kicks Midir's ass with his spiffy magical spells. So the moral of the story? Manannan always wins...

Everyone is invited to Two (Finn) and Ten's (Una's) wedding, except for Eight (Cindy). How do they react?

Well Finnbeara is watching while rolling his eyes in the pews. Cindy is all outraged that HER Finn is marrying some random person who doesn't even have a spiffy name. So she tries barging in and stalling it and failing while doing so.

One (Melissa) arrived late for Two (Finn) and Ten's (Una's) Wedding. What happens, and why were they late?

Melissa was outraged that she was invited in the first place to a wedding between Finn and ANOTHER woman. So she barges in all special like, drags Finn from the alter and takes him away into the sunset all cutesy/ominous like...

Why is Six (Etain) afraid of Seven (Maeve)?

Let's see...Etain's the entire reason Maeve's life basically fell apart (aka her mom died, her brithright was taken away, etc.) why do YOU think she should be afraid?

Five (Manannan) and Six (Etain) get roaring drunk and end up at your house.

Manannan can't get drunk...but he coerces Etain into getting drunk and drops her off at MY house while stealing my laptop to check his stocks. Meanwhile I'm handling a raving drunk woman who is making advances on me because she's drunk...Yeah Manannan sucks.

Nine (Finnbeara) murders Two’s (Finn's) best friend. What does Two (Finn) do?

Finn kills Finnbeara's ass because his best friend is also his woman (aka Melissa) so yeah...Finn would go crazy!

Six (Etain) and One (Melissa) are in mortal danger. Does Six (Etain) save themselves or One (Melissa)?

Etain has no idea about fighting and Melissa is helpless in general because she's just a human thing. So Etain, being who she is, sacrifices herself for Melissa's sake.

Eight (Cindy) and Three (Midir) go camping, but forgot to bring any food.

Midir makes Cindy find food because he's too noble and spoiled to find it himself. But she's incapable so he's got to find the food himself sadly enough.

Four (David) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine (Finnbeara) do?

Finnbeara doesn't care if some puny human boy dies. He leaves David in a bloody mess, and maybe takes his money for a novelty prize...