Now, I stole this meme from
that I have decided to use for two of my OCs: the apparently popular, Finn, and a tough girl character from an older project, Helen.
1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).'Ask' these questions/statements and fill them in as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz
1.)What's your name?
Lord Finn of the Ivy, and I assume you are at my service, not visa versa.
Helen Harper, aka Miss Helen, NOT Misses.
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Finn: It's a funny story actually, my father had twenty eight other sons who were all in exile on the surface and for some reason the entirety of the Irish faerie court had it in their minds to start a war with my brothers. Well, a human hero Finn MacCumhal and his band of warriors were passing through and offered my brothers aid in the war. A long story short, my brothers defeated their ancestors and my father promised Finn that he would name his next son after him. I happened to be his next son.
Helen: I don't know. My mom apparently had a big obsession with Greek mythology and she named me after that chick...the bitchy blonde in that movie Troy that starts everything and runs away with Orlando Bloom? Yeah, that's who she named me after, she was crazy I tell ya.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Finn: Presently I am very, very single and will be staying that way if I have anything to say about it. I am a gift to women everywhere, so long as they are adequate they may use me as they please. (Oh if he only knew...)
Helen: Single and stayin' that way. Last bastard I dated screwed me over. Nope, only one for me is my kid. Anybody tries changin' that, they're gonna get stabbed. Or castrated, depends.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Finn: I have plenty, believe me. I am not only adept at scrying, I also have a top rate glamour and I was tutored in my plant magic by the master of magic himself, my uncle Aengus Og.
Helen: I've been a blacksmith in swords for ten years. Wish I could make guns, but I do pretty well with scrap metal and my little forge. Don't think I can't use those things, either. I was slayin' crap way before I learned how to make weapons.
5.) Stop being a mary-sue.
Finn: Is that supposed to be an insult...?
Helen: Watch your mouth, ya snot nosed little punk...
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Finn: Yes, I would win because I would be intellectually superior to this individual and he wouldn't lay a finger on me before he was squealing for his mother.
Helen: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. I live for killin' brutes.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Finn: I have so many family members they have ceased to be family and are simply the people I live with. The only direct family I have is my father, Midir the Proud, and my mother Etain.
Helen: I've got one kid, Lucy. She's my reason for livin', seriously.
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Finn: I have no need of animal companions. Though, I suppose you could count my gardens back home and the sprites who inhabit them. I tend them with just as much care as my fellows do their herds.
Helen: Nah, don't have any room for a dog in a car. They're too messy, shed a bunch. Not worth the hassle if I'm doin' nothin' but driving around from place to place.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Finn: I dislike swords, though they're a necessary evil...and my father to a large degree. The man is the epitome of unreasonability.
Helen: Vamps, the Colts, the Red Sox, soccer, Faeries, anything supernatural, sit down restaraunts, communism, Oprah, the list goes on.
10.) Something that you do like?
Finn: I deeply enjoy gardening, women, dancing, storytelling, taking walks, observing humans and their odd ways, spending time with my mother. I'm perpetually bored so there must be quite a list.
Helen: Fast Food, the Patriots, the Yankees, old cars, my car, my kid, killin' crap, and anythin' American. That's about it.
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Finn: Gardening and human watching are the brunt of my hobbies, really.
Helen: Makin' weapons, drivin', cleanin' my car, tunin' up my car, kickin' faerie ass, kickin' vamp ass, sleepin'. My days are pretty full, I love my job.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Finn: Ah...define hurt? I know I have been hurt plenty of times...damn training. Emotionally I've had quite a bit of fun with my recent human companion. Though she doesn't seem easily hurt yet, just easily annoyed.
Helen: Oh plenty of times. Wait, we talkin' physically or mentally or emotionally? Bah, yeah I've probably done all three. It's a living, not gonna lie, I love doin' it. Though, alright I guess I don't like emotionally hurtin' Lucy the times we argue. Y'know how that goes when you get carried away.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Finn: No, not a soul. Violence isn't my forte. I'm not adverse to doing it if necessary by any means.
Helen: Yup, plenty of people, well they used to be people. Either way, they got killed 'cause of me. And I've killed my share of faeries. They don't count as people, right? Okay, we're talkin' people, there was one shoot out where I went off on some cops tryin' to take my kid...so that's my only black mark. Not somethin' I'm happy about, either, but they were takin' my kid.
14.)What kind of animal are you?
Finn: Is this a trick question? I can be all manner of animals because of my glamour...I personally prefer a green butterfly, but I'm not sure that's what you're referring to.
Helen: ...You one of those hardcore evolution people? I'm not a monkey, I'm a human, end of story.
15.)Name your worst habits.
Finn: Perhaps I tend to womanize too much, but that is all in good fun, right?
Helen: My opinion or yours? I could see makin' threats to punk who try touching my car as perfectly reasonable, but Yoel says I'm too aggresive.
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Finn: Before he died, I admired my uncle Aengus. I almost thought he was my real father for a time with how close him and my mother were... Besides him, however I have a deep respect for my mother.
Helen: Eh, not really. I had an uncle who was pretty good with guns once, but he died so I guess that's the closest it got. You gotta be able to look up to y'self.
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Finn: I am most definately attracted to women and I have the extensive track record to prove it. (It's up for debate sometimes)
Helen: And why're you caring? I'm asexual, I don't need no men or women or nobody. Sex is a tool of manipulation by men lookin' to screw you over, literally and figuratively. (She's straight...)
18.)Do you go to school?
Finn: I finished my lessons years ago... And most of them I skipped for more pleasurable pursuits.
Helen: School? Nah, never went. I got taught everythin' I know by my group. I can read better than most people I'll have ya know.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Finn: I would say not. Marriage chains you down with responsibilities, potential fidelity if your spouse is jealous, and children are an entirely new chore. Having a son of my own might be fine, but I want none of the trappings that go along with it.
Helen: I've already got a kid and I've tried the committed relationship thing. Yeah, not doin' it again. I'll raise my kid and be done with it.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Finn: Quite a few I imagine... (Only when he's in compromising positions with certain other males in his universe)
Helen: If I do got any they're gonna meet a swift end if I ever meet 'em. (thus far she doesn't!)
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Finn: ...You are really asking me this? I am a high born member of the Sidhe, and a man to boot. You really think I would tell you if such a thing did exist? (His father!)
Helen: Eh...probably magical crap. Give me a vamp, a werewolf, a ghost, anythin' like that anyday. But a magic usin' faerie is a whoel other ball of wax. If anythin' got me squeamish it's those things.
22.)What color is your hair?
Finn: A rather pleasant shade of platinum blonde with just the right amount of gold.
Helen: Ah, black? What, you want me to tell ya what it feels like ya sicko?
Finn: A striking shade of cornflower blue. (He's vain if ya haven't noticed)
Helen: Ah...blue. Where the hell are these questions comin' from? Look at a God damned picture.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Finn: The usual noble garb of my kind. A green tunic, a belt, some leggings, boots, and my signet broach, and some ivy in my hair to keep it away from my face.
Helen: I bet you really wanna know... Lots of black leather: corset, pants, or mini skirt. Whatever the situation calls for.
25.)What's your religion?
Finn: I am a child of the Goddess Danu? I really have no opinion or care on this matter, really.
Helen: I wear a cross, I kill monsters for a livin', I wear more leather than a dominatrix, I bet you can guess I don't really got much to say on that matter. God or no God, I'm fine right here and got some issues to work out with the bastard.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Finn: Are you reading my thoughts now?
Helen: Eh, it's somethin' to pass the time.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Finn: How many more questions could you possibly think up?
Helen: Oh fun, more interrogation.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Finn: The Irish faerie Otherworld. Next.
Helen: In my car. Seriously, pull the top up and it's practically a house.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Finn: I'm only the highest form of nobility, what else would you expect from my kind?
Helen: I'm homeless by government standards and I could get a welfare check if I believed in it. You guess.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Finn: Define friends...I have quite a few lovers I utilize. I don't need anyone else when my mother is so attentive.
Helen: My kid, Yoel...They put up with me, I put up with them. How many others ya need?
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Finn: Nothing, I am absolutely perfect, don't you agree? (He'd probably give himself either more fighting ability or a different father)
Helen: A lot, mostly past stuff. You wanna know? Too bad, punk. Now move on with it. (This stuff revolves around her ex mostly, a lot of stuff does. -_-)
33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Finn: My thoughts are that I had better be getting some at the conclusion of this interrogation.
Helen: Apple pie is American, but I like all the kinds. Now hand it over. You don't have any? Well, what're you waitin' for go on and cough it up.
34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Finn: Hmm, generally a garden salad is what I normally eat, but my favorite food is most definately a slow roasted fowl back home. Oh I miss the food there...
Helen: Hamburger, hands down. Put on cheese, lettuce, ketchup, mustard, or even plain, a good burger is the best damn thing on the planet. Not that veggie burger shit either, nothin' but cow.
35.) Favorite drink?
Finn: Milk by far. It's delicious.
Helen: Coke. Screw Pepsi.
36.) What is your favorite place?
Finn: My gardens back home. I could stay in there for hours, really. There is no place more peaceful.
Helen: My Birdy, front seat, driving on the open road. I love that car. Either that or any seedy motel in Brooklyn. I miss New York.
37.) Least favorite?
Finn: My father's training ground...or Melissa's apartment. So much metal. And so many childhood nightmares on that field. I do hate that man. (he wants his approval so bad)
Helen: Florida (ironic). That shit is full of lakes, spooky shit, and the damn heat! I can't wear anythin' I own without chaffin'!
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Finn & Helen: YES!
39.)Well, it's over.
Finn: Thank you! Now where is my pie?
Helen: Good, now to go kill somethin'...
40.) Now, tag 3 people!
Finn: A certain young lady now must put some of her creations through this hell. Her picture looks like this